10 things better than sex
Good sex is hard to beat and can be fulfilled
both physically and emotionally. But Sometimes, there are things that can be better than sex, even the best sex.
1. Food:
Food wins out over sex in so many ways. Most obviously, because
you can order it in or enjoy it all by yourself without being judged…
I’ve also
never heard anyone use the saying, “eat your brains out”… In fact, many foods
are actually good for your brain. , food improve “memory, attention span,
reaction time, and problem-solving skills”.
Not
convinced? Compare this to having sex “on the brain”, which has the exact
opposite effect, causing: forgetfulness, distraction, and the inability to
think clearly.
2. Sleep:
Among them: “sleep can last a good eight hours (or more)” and
“while sleeping you can have sex with anyone you want”.
UK
website The Independent reported that “almost 80 per cent of Britons prefer a
good night’s sleep to sex”.
Of
course, this could be one of those win-win situations: if you make sleep your priority
at night that might give you more energy for all sorts of activity during the
day
3. FALLING IN LOVE:
That
feeling you get when you realize you’ve met someone who totally gets you and
you aren’t going to spend the rest of your life alone? Yeah, that’s pretty
amazing — not to mention the act of falling in love is usually accompanied by
lots and lots of sex
4. A GOOD MASSAGE.
Sometimes
you just want to lay there and let someone else do all of the work. You don’t
have to touch them or even make eye contact. Bonus points if the masseuse is
hot (and in my experience, they usually are). Double bonus if he has an accent.
5. THE FIRST ELECTRIFYING KISS
WITH SOMEONE NEW
Those
butterflies you get when you really like someone and are about to get physical
in a PG kind of way cannot be duplicated. Anticipating all of the things that
kiss could lead to later is often better than the real thing.
6.
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing it’s not yet
time to get up for work
All of us have had that situation in which you would wake up
in the middle of the night, thinking it is time to get up. Then you would grab your phone and see that there is still
plenty of time to sleep.
I don’t need to
mention that after that, you sleep like a baby, in your warm and cozy bed –
even better if it is raining outside.
7.
When someone makes you laugh and you literally can’t get any air
You know that
feeling when someone says something hilarious and you can’t stop laughing?
You feel like
you are running out of breath, but at the same time, it feels so great.
It is one of the
best feelings ever and I wouldn’t replace it for anything in the world!
8.
Diving into bed with your clothes on and
falling asleep instantly after an exhausting day of honest, meaningful work.
This makes you feel like a warrior. It’s the successful meeting you
were so afraid to go to you almost threw up in the morning. It’s the 4-hour
reading marathon of just the book you needed.
It’s the risky, all-or-nothing cold email to the person that nets you
a positive reply.
It gives
you a feeling of meaningful exhaustion that is impossible to fake — and
definitely impossible to buy for any amount of money. It’s the honest-to-God
validation that today, you did everything you should have done. Today, you did
everything you could.
Sex
can be a good dessert for a day like that. But it can (almost) never be the
main dish.
9. A really great live music show. There is just something exhilarating about the
energy of a crowd coupled with great musical selections from an artist I like—or
just feeling totally surprised by an awesome show by an artist that I had no
idea I would enjoy so much.
10. Making a new friend. This past year, I have made two very close
local friends. After living in Columbus for eight years, I have made five or
six friends, so two new close ones in one year is a lot for me. 2018 has been a
rough year for many reasons and the giving and caring nature of these two
people has been such a blessing in my life—especially during the times I didn’t
want to be social or I tried pushing them away. They both knew that I was
struggling and they both cared enough to continue to reach out to me anyway.
I’m a lucky dude..
Internet:
Internet are far better than sex for the following reasons
1. The ability to stay in touch with family and friends.
2. More efficient shopping.
3. A better grip on personal/financial activities thanks to
online services.
I’m
pretty sure that making any of the above claims about your sex life would just
get you into trouble!
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